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| − | == Early Life ==
| + | I help support CVC's Integrated Water Management team with communications and marketing. |
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| − | Hailing from parts unknown, Kyle arose from a swamp spontaneously.
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| − | === List of Kyle's most favourite things ===
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| − | # Wetlands
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| − | # Fishing
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| − | # Other Swamp People
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| − | ## Donald Davidson especially
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| − | # Causing confusion
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| − | # Glip Glops from the third dimension
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| − | # Scary Brandon
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| − | # [http://senseable.mit.edu/treepedia Treepedia]
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| − | # [[Bioswales|Ditches]]
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| − | == Education and Accomplishments ==
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| − | Kyle learned to be a swamp person from ''Scary Terry'', a known expert in chasing people while making silly puns. He is also friends with ''''Scary Brandon'''', Scary Terry's son.
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| − | A list of people Kyle has scared:
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| − | | Dale
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| − | | backyard
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| − | | Cody
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| − | | frontyard
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| − | == Middle Age ==
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| − | Being a swamp person, Kyle is not expected to make it past middle age. He is currently six years old.
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